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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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luciferhasthebooty:

etnah:

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

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"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

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*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*

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lil-lycanthropy:

This is funnier than it should be.
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eva-002:

shadetastic:

you can have FOUR

i feel like this is how the belcher’s do grocery lists
OUTLASTING