the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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h0llo:

I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka

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methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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cosmo tip #880

expertcosmotips:

probably dont say sexual things and end it with “uwu” please

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"Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her."(via ghostoflalonde)

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waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

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burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

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OUTLASTING